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.:Edward Cullen Isn't Cool:. by UndeadWhiskey .:Edward Cullen Isn't Cool:. by UndeadWhiskey
Edward Cullen: An overly flamboyant, emotionally abusive, emo fucksack of a mockery of Stephanie Meyer's bastardization of a vampire.

Alucard: A murderous, psychopathic, insane fiend who fills rooms with black-matter and eyes which become hounds and track people down only to reveal that he is fucking Dracula, one of the most bad ass vampires in known literature.

Who do you choose?















Alucard © Kouta Hirano
Edward Cullen © The Thesaurus Abuse Bitch
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:iconflaamez:
Flaamez Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist

I hate the Twilight Vampires.

I mean seriously, they SPARKLE.

Normal vampires can't go in the sun for they would burn up into a pile of dust and also I'm pretty sure if Edward was a real vampire he would be killing everyone at his school and killing his girlfriend, Bella.

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unknowndarkness92 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012
I'll definitely choose Alucard over Edward any time
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SonadowStories Featured By Owner May 24, 2012
well, alucard is dracula spelled backwards. -w-
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ZeNabuRawr Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh heck yes, :iconepichighfiveplz:
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NessFan123 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
Give me both Alucards! Mainly Castlevania, but the other is cool too...
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SynysterDemonicRose Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ALUCARD!!!!!I just luv him. Edward Cullen just ruins vamps' reputation.
I don't really hate Edward. He's a nice person. But he's a sucky, awful vampire.
ALUCARD's the TRUE vampire!!!!


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1. Sebastian Michaelis
2. Byakuya Kuchiki
3. Alucard
some of ma fav anime guys. They all kick Edward Cullen's overly-sparkly ass...regardless of day and night!
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YukiTYumYum Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Alucard is flippin' bada$$ and would definetly finish Cullen up with his flippin' huge gun!!
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f14ace Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2010
Alucard has a huge freaking ass gun, a shitload of badass powers, and a funny (but cool at the same time) hat! What does Edward have? A bunch of glitter and a lame hairstyle! That's what! Edward fall down, go boom!
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EmSeLuRnIaK Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Alucard all the way. That pansy Edward doesn't stand a chance!
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:iconthegirlnooneknows:
TheGirlNooneKnows Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2010
*Squeals* Alucard! :iconiheartitplz:
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:iconkibikayuki:
Kibikayuki Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2010
I never even noticed that Alucard was Dracula backwards... Wow. @_@

Anyway, Alucard is WAY more powerful and cool looking than that wannabe Edward will ever be. :faint:
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blueRoses1 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
definately Alucard.
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ZOMBIExBite Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
heheh. im such an idiot. it took me months to realize that 'Alucard' was Dracula spelled backwards. :icongunplz::iconemo-blood::iconexitplz: i be a moron.
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Saimahbud Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
This is freaking amazing. Alucard is a real effing vampire and Edward is a pixie.
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rainbowsand666 Featured By Owner May 27, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
i wish Alucard would kill Edward...make alot of people happy
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LOL-Liberty Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Edward Cullen... Alucard...
tell me one person who takes Edward...:D
real vampires should fill rooms with dead bodies, not sparkle around; they should rape some virgins, not flirt with them...
you see... i :heart: Alucard!:meow:
great work!
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hvrchota Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
:icongunplz::iconcullenplz::iconexitplz:
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werepire51 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Alucard is the Chuck Norris of vampires

Edward is... I dunno what to call him.... he's like a disco ball... XD
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AgentDusk13 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010  Student Writer
Dracula
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:iconladyauth:
LadyAuth Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Truer words were never spolen XD
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:iconastra-wolf:
Astra-wolf Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Alucard would die lol-ing on floor if he ever met Edward xD
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SamanthaSin Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
plus Alucard is smexier too ^^
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OmniKnight986 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2009
i would pick alucard
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Insanity-pandemonium Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2009
hur hur hur. Ahhh.....so sad is the earth as it has reached the day and age when it knows not what a vampire is.

Stephanie Meyers does not have originality...it's just ridiculous stupidity.

STAMP!!! -yoink-
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Sexual-Yeti Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Ed does for Vampirism what Ken does for Barbie.
Alucard does for Vampirism what sherbet does for an autistic child.
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YourInnerDemons Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
... WHAT :?
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:iconsexual-yeti:
Sexual-Yeti Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Feed an autistic child sherbet. It is the equivelent of mixing diet coke and mentos...

Aw, hell, I'll just say Alucard is the greatest vampire on Earth while Edward would have been used as a towel by the one and true vampire.
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YourInnerDemons Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
xD I kinda figured that's what you meant. When I read it I was like "I...think I get it, but I'm not sure. :?" lol

Pretty good if you can confuse me.
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xXxsailum-the-catxXx Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
ALUCARD RULES!!!!! he is also very shmexy..^_^ lawlz...
THey sooooo toaly ruined the concept of vampires when they made edward sparkle! yuck

ALUCARD WILL OBLITORATE EDWARDS ASS!!!!!

IM SORRY TOO BUT STEPHANIE MAYER DOES NOT KNOW WHAT A REAL VAMPIRE IS!!!

i have watched all the episodes and are waiting for the next o.v.a. to come out!!!

ALL HAIL <3ALUCARD<3
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lady-largo Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009
:heart:

I wish I could use stamps! ;3;
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jpfan1989 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Castlevaina pawns twilight
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Reduxist Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Wrong Alucard...
...BUT I STILL AGREE.
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TheDarkLatias Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2009
Alucard Would Torture Him For Being Such A Sucky Vampire :XD: Then Eat Him...Oh Wait, Eat Trash? I Don't Think So...Nah, After Hes Done Tortuing Him, He'd Just Throw Him Out A Window
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XxMidyBluexX Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2010  Student General Artist
God we all know what he does to the created vampires, who knows what' he'll do to mr. gay-sparkly-pants.
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TheDarkLatias Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010
Very Bad Things
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XxMidyBluexX Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010  Student General Artist
or from our standpoint very good things >:3 x3
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Nevernight1012 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2009
Alucard FTW

He'd probably toy around with Edward's mind till the guy killed himself. I hope they encounter each other soon -.-
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HellsingFanGirlMimi Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009
DAMN STRAIGHT! Alucard would murder edwards sparklely ass!!!!!!!!
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artemis01nenefan Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
two words-Edward. Cullen.
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MoxieCrimefighter4 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Two words: You.Fail.
Two more: Badly. Written.
More still: Mary. Sue.
Purple. Prose.
Obsessive. Stalker.
Flat. Characters.
No. Personality.
Talentless. Hack.
Alucard. Wins.
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artemis01nenefan Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
roflmao :rofl: okay-you win. i'd rather have Lestat de Lioncourt in any case...
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MoxieCrimefighter4 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Who wouldn't? :D
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:iconartemis01nenefan:
artemis01nenefan Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
very, very true. Lestat is THE sexy vampire
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MoxieCrimefighter4 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
:nod: *Agrees*
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:iconartemis01nenefan:
artemis01nenefan Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
lol *thinks about just how awesome Lestat is* *appreciating sigh*
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MoxieCrimefighter4 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahaha. :D
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Never-Ending-Donkey Featured By Owner May 7, 2009
Two more words: Alucard. Wins.
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artemis01nenefan Featured By Owner May 11, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
say what you will, i still love Edward.
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:iconnever-ending-donkey:
Never-Ending-Donkey Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
I have no doubt about that. I'm just saying he can't win against Alucard. Not realistically, anyway.
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artemis01nenefan Featured By Owner May 11, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
you're probably right. but, then again, he'd probably lose in a fight against a lot of people.
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