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.:Edward Cullen Isn't Cool:. by UndeadWhiskey .:Edward Cullen Isn't Cool:. by UndeadWhiskey
Edward Cullen: An overly flamboyant, emotionally abusive, emo fucksack of a mockery of Stephanie Meyer's bastardization of a vampire.

Alucard: A murderous, psychopathic, insane fiend who fills rooms with black-matter and eyes which become hounds and track people down only to reveal that he is fucking Dracula, one of the most bad ass vampires in known literature.

Who do you choose?















Alucard © Kouta Hirano
Edward Cullen © The Thesaurus Abuse Bitch
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Flaamez Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist

I hate the Twilight Vampires.

I mean seriously, they SPARKLE.

Normal vampires can't go in the sun for they would burn up into a pile of dust and also I'm pretty sure if Edward was a real vampire he would be killing everyone at his school and killing his girlfriend, Bella.

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unknowndarkness92 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012
I'll definitely choose Alucard over Edward any time
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SonadowStories Featured By Owner May 24, 2012
well, alucard is dracula spelled backwards. -w-
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ZeNabuRawr Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh heck yes, :iconepichighfiveplz:
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NessFan123 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
Give me both Alucards! Mainly Castlevania, but the other is cool too...
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SynysterDemonicRose Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ALUCARD!!!!!I just luv him. Edward Cullen just ruins vamps' reputation.
I don't really hate Edward. He's a nice person. But he's a sucky, awful vampire.
ALUCARD's the TRUE vampire!!!!


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1. Sebastian Michaelis
2. Byakuya Kuchiki
3. Alucard
some of ma fav anime guys. They all kick Edward Cullen's overly-sparkly ass...regardless of day and night!
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YukiTYumYum Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Alucard is flippin' bada$$ and would definetly finish Cullen up with his flippin' huge gun!!
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f14ace Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2010
Alucard has a huge freaking ass gun, a shitload of badass powers, and a funny (but cool at the same time) hat! What does Edward have? A bunch of glitter and a lame hairstyle! That's what! Edward fall down, go boom!
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EmSeLuRnIaK Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Alucard all the way. That pansy Edward doesn't stand a chance!
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TheGirlNooneKnows Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2010
*Squeals* Alucard! :iconiheartitplz:
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